May Favorite Things

Before you read this and decide that I am now a rambling psycho,
just know that I'm going through sporadic anxiety attacks,
because I have just realized it's June 1 tomorrow.
June 1 is in the same month as June 12,
which is technically the last day of sophomore year for us.

No.

I refuse to admit that I am 12 x 24 hours (I can't do math, so I won't give you the answer) away,
from being halfway done with college,
and from being only two years away from the real world.

I also refuse to believe that Finals are next week,
because if I start believing that,
then I'm going to be tempted to jump out the window,
or to calm myself with an entire tray full of brownies,
and neither of those options are necessarily good ones.
DEEP BREATHS.

For now, let's focus on prettier, better things from May.

1. Marc Jacobs Laptop Bag

Isn't she a beaut?
Because I am my sister's only baby sister,
she spoils me to no end.
She came into town to visit me on Memorial Day,
and included this in a huge bag of goodies.
My friends don't even question it anymore;
whenever they see me show up with something shiny and new,
they always say: "your sister?"
And I nod, and they tell me that when I tire of it to hand it down to them,
and I nod back graciously, but ha! ha! ha!
Little do they know I'm a hoarder and never tire of anything.

2. This song.

Creepier than a creepy grad student,

but it's oh so catchy.

3. Juicy Couture yo day parfoom.

Alright, I actually have not a clue which fragrance it really is,
but I'm going to go ahead and guess that it's the one in the link.
A sample roll-on was also included in my sister's "Care Bag for Care-Bear."
(just kidding, no one ever calls me Care Bear except me)...
Sometimes I wonder why she's so nice to me because I'm a huge brat,
but then I remember it's because my parents gave me to her in place of a puppy,
and who doesn't love puppies?
Especially a baby pretending to be a puppy?

(This scent actually rocks though. It's sweet and feminine, but "professional."
That's what my suitemate Leah told me after she dissed the smell of my hair products,
saying that they smelled too child-like and un-professional, I guess.)
4. Clueless.

I watched Clueless for the first time last night, and my thought the entire time was:
How have I missed out on this for so many years?!
I always think that I won't like older movies, when I actually really love them.
This is like the Mean Girls of the '90s,
and I. Am. In. Love.

(Young Paul Rudd's in it.)
(Go, go, go.)

5. My best friends meeting each other.

I tell my friends from home all about my friends from school,

and vice versa. Both groups are so incredibly important to me,

and this marks the first time they've intersected in person in any way.

(This is a lie - Mollie met them first, but Mollie lives in SF now,

so I don't count that.)

When everyone met Brina, they all kept on saying:

But I feel like I already know you!

And now, they do know each other and love each other (I hope),

and I'm the happiest little clam in the world.

Now, time to go freak out.

TTFN,

Rambling Psycho.

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