I'd like to propose a toast {with orange juice...}
to everyone, for even being alive and kicking
on this Monday morning... in the middle of June.
{Lol, except I'm still sleeping right now probably...
scheduled post right here, ha suckers.}
I was browsing Pinterest, trying to find a pretty locale
to mentally whisk you guys away to.
But then I stumbled across this, and thought it was even better for a Monday morning:
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to everyone, for even being alive and kicking
on this Monday morning... in the middle of June.
{Lol, except I'm still sleeping right now probably...
scheduled post right here, ha suckers.}
I was browsing Pinterest, trying to find a pretty locale
to mentally whisk you guys away to.
But then I stumbled across this, and thought it was even better for a Monday morning:
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A few gems from last week/end to serve as pick-me-ups also,
because just remember... you have not reached(sunk to) my level yet:
because just remember... you have not reached
+ I watched (watched, not did) a few blogilates | POP Pilates videos,
and my body was already aching in pain ... and tears were welling.
+ After thinking that Instagram video just didn't come with sound,
and that the concept was kind of stupid, because... hello, I can't hear you,
I realized that to hear anything, you have to have your sound on...
as in, not just your music volume,
but your actual ringer (the switch on the side of your phone)...
so now I actually really like the concept because I can hear you describing your breakfast
(sadly, I'm not being sarcastic right now.)
+ The only possible way I got through 20 minutes on the treadmill this weekend,
was because I begged my dad to turn on the Food Channel...
and so my legs were dying, but it was fine because
my eyes were feasting on the cheesy sandwiches on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives
and my taste buds were ghost-feasting on them as well,
and I was in my happy state.
+ Sometimes the only effective alarm clock in the morning,
is me being too hungry,
and then I wake up for food.
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Worst case scenario,
Still feeling the Monday blues?
Go ahead.
Pretend you're here:
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and take me with you!
{This post was riveting. I am aware.}
and my body was already aching in pain ... and tears were welling.
+ After thinking that Instagram video just didn't come with sound,
and that the concept was kind of stupid, because... hello, I can't hear you,
I realized that to hear anything, you have to have your sound on...
as in, not just your music volume,
but your actual ringer (the switch on the side of your phone)...
so now I actually really like the concept because I can hear you describing your breakfast
(sadly, I'm not being sarcastic right now.)
+ The only possible way I got through 20 minutes on the treadmill this weekend,
was because I begged my dad to turn on the Food Channel...
and so my legs were dying, but it was fine because
my eyes were feasting on the cheesy sandwiches on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives
and my taste buds were ghost-feasting on them as well,
and I was in my happy state.
+ Sometimes the only effective alarm clock in the morning,
is me being too hungry,
and then I wake up for food.
---
Worst case scenario,
your name is not North West.
Not everyone can say that now.
{And if your name is North West, you come into the world as a gazillionaire,
so frankly, that should help your case just a smidge.}
Still feeling the Monday blues?
Go ahead.
Pretend you're here:
source
and take me with you!
{This post was riveting. I am aware.}
such a nice post!!
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My husband's dream is take over Guy Fieri's job with Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives!
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Hahahahahahaha this post definitely lifted my spirits, I really enjoy your sense of humor!
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What a great post and yeah more people need to be more greatful for what they have in their lives. Haha your comment on my blog made me LOL!
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dude i'm OBSESSED w/ triple D love that show!!! when we were still in the bay area.. the hubs and i tried to visit as many triple D places that we could!!
ReplyDeletehaha you're so funny it's actually 90 degrees here in washington DC! and it's HUMID too so it's even worse then houston.. (i lived in san antonio 2 summers ago.. so i'm familiar with the dry texas heat) i can't wear the blazer outside.. but i tend to find that whenever the weather's hot the AC inside restaurants/malls ect are ON FULL blast.. and i always need to bring a jacket of some sort :p i use to DIE when i went to the movies in san antonio.. i'd be so hot outside.. and it felt like i was sitting in a ice chest half way through the movie!!
So glad my name isn't North West! :-0
ReplyDeleteLove that clip you found on Pinterest. I've seen it before and love reading it!
It's weird how differently I feel about the days of the week when they carry almost no relevance in my life. Anyway, this post cracked me up. Have a great Monday!
ReplyDeleteI love the "I'm thankful for..." pinterest image! It makes me take a different perspective on when I was complaining earlier about having to go to the grocery for my mom to buy stuff for lunch...
ReplyDeleteLove that first photo. I need to remember to feel that way more often.
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north west...i cannot with that name!!! lol
ReplyDeleteYou are hilarious, and I greatly appreciated this post... I totally had the same a-ha moment with the Instagram video volume!
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I ALWAYS laugh out loud at you posts!
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I agree with all of those and although I seem to complain about some of them, I need to be grateful instead!
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Lovely post!
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Hahaha. You are hilarious. I really like the first picture, really puts things into perspective.
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you have a great attitude about life! it'll take you far!
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i liked reading that image you shared there. just what i needed today! thanks!
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i watched a couple blogilates too. lol
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Too late, I already laughed. So jealous you are going to London!!! Check out my post on Monday!
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