Friday Letters

Dear bath time in Houston,

You may be a package deal with heat stroke,

but I outsmarted you. With a fan blowing directly at me and my bubbles.

Dear Royal Baby,

I'm canceling my day on your birth date,
so do you mind making it happen on a Monday?

Dear avocado toast with a poached egg,

you may have been the happiest 40 seconds of my life.

Dear Kevin Walker from Brothers & Sisters,

so, basically, I need you to be a real person and my best friend.

Dear packing my life into two suitcases... once again...,

you want to come in my life, the door is open.

You want to get out of my life, the door is open.

Just one request.

Don't stand at the door, you're blocking traffic.

-Unknown

Dear 40-min Chinese soap operas,

thanks for accompanying me on my dates with the treadmill.

Dear Iced Green Peach Tea Lemonade from Starbucks,

you're such a hassle to order, and I may as well be saying
Sally Sells Seashells by the Seashore (x10),

but what is it they say? No pain, no gain? You're the ultimate gain.

"Baby, I can see your halooooo..." - Beyonce.
Obviously about a Starbucks drink.

Happy Friday,

and cheers to the freakin' weekend, sweets!

I'm off to play with my home-for-the-weekend sister,
and maybe get some banana bread made.

What are you up to?


*Linking up with: The Sweet Season  -