Oh, The Irony

All photos from PEOPLE.com

But really, how precious is this family?!

For those of you who know me personally or follow me on any type of anything,

you'll know how much time and energy I've so willingly dedicated to the cause

known as Everything Kate Middleton, Especially Her Unborn Child.

For those of who don't, it goes something like this:

I woke up in a fit of panic last week, twice, because I had a "feeling" that the baby was born.

It's a bit over the top, I admit, but there are worse things in life to get involved in.

You'll understand, then, my devastation when OF ALL TIMES,

the entire Royal Baby debacle,

from Kate going into labor, to the family appearing outside the Lindo Wing for 

the official introduction,

I was on a fourteen hour flight.

And then a four hour layover with no WiFi.

And then on another two hour flight,

which also came with an extra one hour delay.

And then an hour's car ride.

And then a couple hours of not being able to figure out the WiFi password.

And then finally getting connected to society again,

and seeing my inbox/feeds bombarded with the info that It had happened.

Universe, I get it. I must've done something horrible in my past life.

I'll be right over here, drowning in my tears.

But of course, I am still more than thrilled for the family and for you Brits,

and I'll be frantically trolling the Internet to find out every last detail about this baby prince.

{I'm pulling for the name Spencer or James, or any name with the nickname of Jack.}

{I am off to go mope get settled in, and will be back with actual China posts soon!}