7 Things I'd Rather Be Doing

A glimpse at the current trainwreck of an existence:

Aaaaaaaand, if I had some kind of a parallel universe shifter remote, or something of that nature, I'd instead be doing any of the following ...
1 // Planning 1) my Spring Break trip to Austin – I shared a Google Doc with my bestie / hostess Brina with a list three pages deep of every single eatery I want to step stomach in and labeled in bright red "I'm the guest, you can't say no" and 2) my summer extravaganza all across Europe. I've already started a Pinterest inspiration board for it because things like that are such a necessary contribution to this planet.
2 // Making a steaming bowl Cup O' Noodle because my body is craving sodium and MSG and all things terrible, the little nuisance.
3 // Finishing up Yes Please and giving in to the urge to begin writing my own autobiography with all two pages' (double-spaced) worth of material I'd have for it! It'd go something like this: middle school drama queen --> high school golden child (aka nerd) --> early onset grandmahood.
4 // To be completely honest? Curled up and catching up on shows. Confession: I swapped two hours of studying for watching Pretty Little Liars and then reading theories, which then led me down a rabbit hole of reading Serial theories as well, before I sheepishly went back to color-coding my notes. BUT. I still have Once Upon A Time, The Mindy Project, New Girl, Modern Family, and The Royals to obsess over, fret not my darlings.
5 // Online shopping, and curating the perfect spring / summer wardrobe. I'm thinking lots of pom pom shorts, bright sundresses, and slouchy shirts ... and judging by the number of packages, addressed to thirty different people, from Forever 21, Nordstrom, DSW, and Amazon piled up in my house's mail corner at the moment, I am far from alone on this one.
6 // Picking up every teeny tiny itty bitty piece of lint in my room, rolling them into dust balls, building stupid trash snowmen with them, and then belt out a rousing rendition of Let It Go as I dramatically throw them into the garbage can one at a time. Just kidding, I really wouldn't want to do this, but at this point, I'm desperate.
7 // Chris Pine. Oh wait, what?