Real (But Ridiculous) Conversations I've Had Lately

Good mooooorning, bloggy world! 

*sung to the tune of Good Morning Baltimore, obvs*
The other day, I stumbled upon the Screenshots album on my phone – which hey, did you know such a thing existed or am I the only one who's been making my life harder than it had to be – and had a good chuckle at the gems I found in there. If I were to put together an electronic time capsule, I'd certainly drag and drop these in as a "wtf were these poor souls doing in 2016" reminder to my 80 year old self.
...and then I realized I have a blog, so here we go.
Hey 80 Year Old Caroline,  These were the conversations you and your friends had...
...on valid commitments on a Tuesday night:

It was the season finale OKAY? It's! Important!!

...on Perpetually Caroline knowing ALL that goes down, food thieves be warned!

...on childcare:

...on putting together a care package:

...and Driving and Taco Bell Eating strategy:

...on finding new ways to argue, i.e. on a peer-to-peer money platform like Venmo:

...on cleaning the bathroom over Snapchat by way of sending numbered pictures of what's trash and what's treasure:

...on the grocery list and the fact that the most cost-effective method was having the friend who lives in Los Angeles buy certain items and flying them up to San Francisco:

On budgeting:

On a well-balanced diet:

On the fact that tipping at hair appointments is hard, hard math:

On the growing pains of life – knowing ZERO things about taxes and... well, tougher things:

On having a good source to vent to (thanks Cinnabon) when DRAMA arises:

And finally, in the words of Leah, the wise:
Leah: so how much longer? Me: ...........till what Leah: till we retire
#notsoonenough